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The mask that
ruins every
group photo

Hyper-realistic faces printed head to neck on a stretchy balaclava. Balding, bearded, toothless and grinning like you owe him money. Seven prints, every one $29.95.

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  • One size, four-way stretch
  • Full head-to-neck print
  • Machine washable
Close-up of a person at a construction site wearing the Eynoria Hillbilly hyper-realistic face mask and goggles
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Hillbilly · Hillbilly Grandpa · Grandpa · Menace · Big Grin · Chomp · Tongue Out · $29.95 each · Hillbilly · Hillbilly Grandpa · Grandpa · Menace · Big Grin · Chomp · Tongue Out · $29.95 each ·

01 / The lineup

Face masks

Three faces, all of them deeply unflattering on purpose. Printed edge to edge so the illusion holds from every angle — including the one you forgot to check.

Person at a worksite wearing the Hillbilly hyper-realistic face maskHillbilly

Salt-and-pepper beard, wide toothy grin, two front teeth MIA.

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Person at a worksite wearing the Hillbilly Grandpa face maskHillbilly Grandpa

Thick white handlebar mustache, cigarette on the lip, zero patience.

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Person at a worksite wearing the Grandpa hyper-realistic face maskGrandpa

Wispy grey hair and two stubborn yellowed teeth that refuse to retire.

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02 / On the slopes

Ski masks

Hazard-yellow knitted balaclavas with a graphic face under the goggles. Four ways to be the reason someone else wipes out.

Snowboarder on a mountain wearing the yellow Menace ski maskMenace

Angry brows over a flat-line smirk. Not in the mood.

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Snowboarder on a mountain wearing the yellow Big Grin ski maskBig Grin

Cartoon-wide grin in bright hazard yellow. Impossible to ignore.

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Snowboarder holding a board wearing the yellow Chomp ski maskChomp

Same huge grin, two gold caps for the flex.

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Snowboarder on a mountain wearing the yellow Tongue Out ski maskTongue Out

Smirk plus a red tongue. Commit to the bit.

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03 / The maths

Same chaos. Less damage.

Viral masks get marked up the second they take off. Ours stay at $29.95 because a mask that costs this much should not also cost this much.

$29.95
Every single print
$44.95
Regular price
7
Masks in the lineup
Pick your face

  • Printed, not stickered

    The face is dyed into the fabric head to neck, so it moves and stretches with you instead of peeling.

  • Fits over goggles and hats

    Four-way stretch pulls on over a beanie, a helmet liner or a full ski goggle strap without pinching.

  • Breathes while you work

    Lightweight knit keeps your face warm without fogging lenses or trapping every bit of your own breath.

  • Washes clean

    Cold machine wash, hang dry. The print does not fade into a vague pink smear after two goes.

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04 / Before you buy

The boring part, answered

Everything people actually ask before they put on a stranger's face.

Will it fit me?

One size covers most adults. The knit stretches to fit heads, hoods and helmet liners, and the print runs far enough down to tuck inside a collar.

Can I see through it?

The eye area sits under goggles or sunglasses in every photo, which is how these are meant to be worn. Treat it as a face and neck covering, not eyewear.

How fast does it ship?

Orders go out on the store's standard dispatch times. Check the product page for the live delivery estimate to your address before you check out.

What if it's the wrong print?

Returns follow the store's published policy, linked on the checkout page. Pick your print carefully — they are not interchangeable once they arrive.

Somebody in your
feed is about
to look familiar

Seven hyper-realistic prints, $29.95 each, in stock right now. Pick a face and wear it somewhere you should not.

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